elevator + doorstep + drunk = ?

these kind of things never bother me, cus i'm a local joke

just like the movies

it really was. i could have been john cusack circa say anything or high fidelity. for real. i mean, drunk on her doorstep?

ps. who quotes alien ant farm?

keep on, keep trucking, you know?

I guess I'm lucky she is new. she knows nothing about me, she knows no one around me.

just another "accident waiting to happen".

relax, nothing is under control

i finally woke up with nothing to worry about today. it didn't matter anymore, but then she was asking me if i'd like to go sit on top of a mountain with her. we'd bring sandwiches

It's not always sunny in Philadelphia

imagine the most amazing person in the world who has every amazing quality and is far too attractive for you. imagine that same person loving you more than anything in the world. now imagine taking her heart and ripping it in half. i dare you

23 and 7/12ths

weekend musings:

1) i want my kids to grow up in a world where they don't have to worry about other people putting their mouths on public water fountains.
2) i can win the bet
3) the opposite of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"
4) winter's here

maybe you could break my heart next summer

listen to pinkerton twice, and call me in the morning